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January 12th, 2010 by bkbirla

PJ hall of fame – 2009

Here are my best PJs from last year… Would love to hear from you what you liked most

  1. Sri Lanka – An island nation surrounded from all sides by water and Sehwag – Birlapedia #pj #cricket
  2. Contrary to popular belief, AP split into 2 states is not a promotion event for @chetan_bhagat book – 2 States #pj #telangana
  3. Bangalore Aunties have the best nightlife in India. You can see them wearing a nighty all over the city :) #pj
  4. Q. What is common between Sehwag and Hanuman? A. Both have been responsible for extensive damage to Lanka. #pj #cricket
  5. Q. Why was Rahul Dravid arrested by BSF? A. He was caught crossing the Border. #pj #cricket
  6. Sleeping is the best way to keep your dream alive. #pj
  7. Always judge a religion by holidays, music and food it promotes. #pj
  8. Fine print on US ballot papers-We are not liable for your vote getting used by third parties like Noble Foundation. #Obama #pj
  9. Obama is celebrating two events this weekend where he did not contribute much-Noble prize for peace and his dog’s birth. #Obama #pj
  10. “Half the problems in my life are due to you and the other half is you” – As told to a dear friend by me #pj
  11. Somebody told me that forgetful people have a streak of genius in them. Somehow I can’t remember his name.
  12. Q. What is common between bangalore and twitter ? A. Both can’t handle high traffic. #pj
  13. Eclipse has become so popular that even Sun is promoting it today. #pj
  14. Question: Do you know the difference between MJ and PJ ? Answer: NO #pj
  15. I was so pathetic at giving job interviews that I had no option but to become an entrepreneur ! #pj
  16. Harbhajan bowling from pavilion end and his first ball is doosra #pj
  17. None of my jokes ever made any money, obviously they got to be poor. #pj
  18. Q. Why did girlfriends of Twitter founders ( @ev and @biz ) dump them ? A. For lack of characters. #pj
  19. #pj Q. Which Indian Mythology character has the maximum surface area? A. Ravan – 10 sar(head) hai aur 10 face
  20. “Don’t come back, I will miss your absence”- Sanjay KI. When a colleague told that he is coming back from onsite in Infosys.
  21. Childhood Romance: Agar mujh se mohabbat hai, mujhe sab apne gum ( chewing ) de do ! #pj
  22. Life after death and life after marriage are common myths spread by people who have not experienced either.
  23. I have a dream, but not getting enough sleep time to watch it

If you like them just follow me on my twitter account – @bkbirla

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12 Responses to “PJ hall of fame – 2009”
  1. Wow.. good ones. My vote goes to #8, #13, #18 and #20.

    Keep them coming. :)

  2. Great that you liked them. Stay tuned to my twitter account to get more of them.

  3. Awesome! Looking forward to a great 2010 too :-)

  4. damn i missed so much in the last months by not following you on twitter……these PJ’s could have made many of my days……..reading all of them was a riot…..

    \,,/

  5. oh wow!! I remember retweeting sm of them :) Keep them coming.. they are really good :)

  6. Thanks everybody. Stay tuned to my twitter/FB account for more.

  7. I feel 11, 13, 14, & 15 were the best. Awesome.

  8. Thanks Karthik.

  9. Prashni says

    Loved # 6 and #22, though most of them are funny enough……

  10. manjari says

    #14 and #19 take the cake.. too good

  11. Thanks Prashni and Manj.

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