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January 2nd, 2011

PJ Hall of Fame 2010

I have been PJing for some time now ( PJ Hall of Fame 2009 )  and here is the collection of some of the best I have managed this year. I would love to know the ones you like.

  1. If vegie folks of Delhi ever decide to form a seperate country, it will be called Paneeristan. #PJ
  2. The world is flat because #Rajnikanth stepped on it. #legendofrajni #PJ
  3. Q. What did CSS tell HTML? A. Form is temporary class is permanent. #tech #pj
  4. Blue Denim Jeans has saved more water compared to all the environmental agencies put together. #PJ
  5. Q. What is common between proposing a girl and catching an auto? A. The fear of NO. #PJ
  6. Give me some sunshine, give me some rain, I want to wash and dry, my dirty clothes again #3idiots #song #pj
  7. Srisanth is the Zandu Balm for India. Removes Paine. #PJ #cricket
  8. Ponting says Oz attack is best in the world. I am sure lot of Indians living down under will agree.
  9. I don’t care about the Ram Mandir but I want a Laxman temple in Australia. #VVSRocks #cricket
  10. What did MF Hussain hear when he called to cancel his Indian credit cards? Kripya prateeksha kijiye. Aap Qatar main hain. #pj
  11. Where ordinary man see 1 lane, delhi wala can see 3-at gurgaon toll booth
  12. Ash has a face which can launch 1000 ships but nowdays Ash is stopping 1000 planes in Europe #PJ
  13. Never play Raavan movie on ur comp as it will have a conflict with RAM. #PJ
  14. Doctor: What is your blood group? Twitter Freak: twO+ #twitter #pj
  15. If you can’t figure out what you are bad at, try marriage. #PJ
  16. Q. What is the name of Kannada version of Godfather? A. Eshwarappa #PJ #Bangalore
  17. WTF moment of the year. No queues in polling station and parking full in ISKCON temple. #Bangalore #BBMP#election
  18. The worst subject for email – PLAGUE is now following you on Twitter!
  19. Q. Who walked ahead of umpire Aleem Dar in T20 match? A. Jeet. Kyunki Dar ke aage Jeet hai. #pj
  20. The best and worst thing in life is that good, bad, ugly do not exist in black and white. #Quote
  21. Status of my 8 year old daughter on her school social network site – stay cool from worldly problems
  22. Botox takes a RajniKanth injection to look younger. #LegendofRajni
  23. The song that inspired facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg #pj - http://ping.fm/O6KR5
  24. The song that inspired Twitter founders @ev and @biz #pj - http://ping.fm/btJQu
  25. PM Manmohan Singh has asked Dhoni to quickly lose the match so that the country can focus on Obama visit #PJ
  26. Mr/Ms Universe – Thanks for organizing solar eclipse. #solareclipse #pj
  27. Pakistan cricket team is receiving ICC award for being the most predictable team. #PJ #cricket
  28. The parallel lines in the new rupee symbol indicate than ends are not going to meet
  29. A real friend is somebody who knows enough about you to blackmail you but he/she doesn’t.
  30. I am a Banglorean and good Bisi Bele Bhath is my fundamental right. #bangalore
  31. #MyNameIsKhan – 1 movie 3 hours & no justice to 3 things: Entertainment, Terrorism & Autism
  32. Pyaz hamein kis mod pe le aaya. #PJ
  33. Indian government has decided to give tax incentives to people who convert to Jainism to curb onion prices #PJ
  34. What is the similarity between Gabbar Singh and Cardiologist? Both of them say ki bahut namak khaya hai, ab goli kha. #PJ
  35. Isn’t it so obvious that #Christmas is so popular with masses #PJ
  36. Bharat Bandh does not mean that Manoj Kumar has been arrested #PJ
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January 12th, 2010

PJ hall of fame – 2009

Here are my best PJs from last year… Would love to hear from you what you liked most

  1. Sri Lanka – An island nation surrounded from all sides by water and Sehwag – Birlapedia #pj #cricket
  2. Contrary to popular belief, AP split into 2 states is not a promotion event for @chetan_bhagat book – 2 States #pj #telangana
  3. Bangalore Aunties have the best nightlife in India. You can see them wearing a nighty all over the city :) #pj
  4. Q. What is common between Sehwag and Hanuman? A. Both have been responsible for extensive damage to Lanka. #pj #cricket
  5. Q. Why was Rahul Dravid arrested by BSF? A. He was caught crossing the Border. #pj #cricket
  6. Sleeping is the best way to keep your dream alive. #pj
  7. Always judge a religion by holidays, music and food it promotes. #pj
  8. Fine print on US ballot papers-We are not liable for your vote getting used by third parties like Noble Foundation. #Obama #pj
  9. Obama is celebrating two events this weekend where he did not contribute much-Noble prize for peace and his dog’s birth. #Obama #pj
  10. “Half the problems in my life are due to you and the other half is you” – As told to a dear friend by me #pj
  11. Somebody told me that forgetful people have a streak of genius in them. Somehow I can’t remember his name.
  12. Q. What is common between bangalore and twitter ? A. Both can’t handle high traffic. #pj
  13. Eclipse has become so popular that even Sun is promoting it today. #pj
  14. Question: Do you know the difference between MJ and PJ ? Answer: NO #pj
  15. I was so pathetic at giving job interviews that I had no option but to become an entrepreneur ! #pj
  16. Harbhajan bowling from pavilion end and his first ball is doosra #pj
  17. None of my jokes ever made any money, obviously they got to be poor. #pj
  18. Q. Why did girlfriends of Twitter founders ( @ev and @biz ) dump them ? A. For lack of characters. #pj
  19. #pj Q. Which Indian Mythology character has the maximum surface area? A. Ravan – 10 sar(head) hai aur 10 face
  20. “Don’t come back, I will miss your absence”- Sanjay KI. When a colleague told that he is coming back from onsite in Infosys.
  21. Childhood Romance: Agar mujh se mohabbat hai, mujhe sab apne gum ( chewing ) de do ! #pj
  22. Life after death and life after marriage are common myths spread by people who have not experienced either.
  23. I have a dream, but not getting enough sleep time to watch it

If you like them just follow me on my twitter account – @bkbirla

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